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Something different for the summertime madness. Let the chaos begin. Let’s keep it light hearted and clean. Could be a good time. Here’s a few to get the wheels turnin.

1. Most likely to have get an injury settlement from a prominent saddle, stand, platform, or stick manufacturer: @enkriss

2. Secretly wishes he was a barista: @bigmike23

3. Best grammar: @tailgunner

4. Most likely to lose his fingers in a unrelated hunting accident: @phatkaw

5. Saddlehunter dad we never had: @boyne bowhunter

6. Most likely to sell you on a method or product, while not selling a method or a product :

7. Most likely to recommend a product they haven’t used extensively:

8. Most likely to tag out: @redsquirrel

9. Biggest smack talker:

10. Would rather play with gear than scout:

11. Has more cell cameras than hunting spots:

12: most likely hunting with a bow older than his kids: @Plebe

13. Biggest SH scentlok disciple:

14. hasn’t hunted from a saddle in 4 seasons:

15. Enjoy deer heart more than the backstraps:

16. most likely to disagree with everything: @kyler1945

17. Most glamorous (most expensive and nicest gear):

18. Biggest Cheapskate: @Weldabeast

19. Safest Saddlehunter:

20. Treestand set up looks like a yardsale:

21. SH’s unofficial Oldtimer: @Still Kicking

22. Spends more time with arts and crafts than hunting:

23. Most likely to have a tethrd sticker on his vehicle:

24. Most likely to eat tag soup:

25: biggest newb:

26: Diet consists of more venison than any other form of protein: @Blacksmith

27: Has tried more saddles than there are months in a season:

28: most determined:

29: most generous:

30: most knowledgeable: @Brocky

31: sketchiest saddlehunter:

32. Most ULTRA LITE: @tailgunner

33. Heaviest saddlehunting set up:

34. Hunts the furthest from their vehicle: @tailgunner

35. Raddest Trad hunter: @chenryiv

36. Traddest trad hunter: @BTaylor

37. Has bought more compounds than deer kills:

38. Can’t hunt without his phone:

39. Refuses to bring a phone hunting:

40. Most likely to be in the dawg house at the end of hunting season: @HuumanCreed

41. Gear Junkie: @bowhunthard88

42. Preaches FOC and heavy arrow build: @Allegheny Tom

43. Has made more gear than purchased: @always89y

44. Prefers DIY: @Red Beard

45. Owns more than 3 thermacells:

46. Wont hunt over 60 degrees:

47. Would rather be Turkey hunting: @Micneador

48. Spams photos worse than those people who call you about your cars extended warranty: @tailgunner

49: has bumped his classified items more time than there are days in a year: @woodsdog2

50: hates saddlehunting: @Anobody

51: swears by chinadermics and twizzlers for arrows: @Nutterbuster

52: Self conscious about his crossbow usage: @Exhumis

53. Only kills trophy bucks: @Silvio

54: Has killed more deer than years alive: @WHW

55. SH chef: @Nosaj

56. Best classifieds deals: @longbowwoman

57. SH detective: @Plebe

58.

59. Most likely to be proselytizing on commission: “come to the light” @JC3
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I need you to add @Weldabeast to biggest smack talker as well. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen out troll @tailgunner on a trolling thread :sweatsmile:

And @MADhunts for “tried more saddles than there are months in a season…
 
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I'm going to claim #31. Just trust me on this guys. I'd word it a lot... meaner lol, but I'm your guy. All my tethers are 6mm and have 2x as many wiregates as lockers :D I have more than one device to rap on 6mm

And that's just the stuff I'm willing to own up to on the internet lol
 
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Fl Canopy Stalker said:
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I need you to add @Weldabeast to biggest smack talker as well. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen out troll @tailgunner on a trolling thread :sweatsmile:

And @MADhunts for “tried more saddles than there are months in a season…
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Mannn....trolling you and the beast has been one of the biggest highlights of my saddle journy....more fun than harvesting game from a saddle....but mannnnn....you florida boys can realy scrap.where as most people avoid conversating with me all the rest who block me ask if i could be banned
 
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tailgunner said:
Mannn....trolling you and the beast has been one of the biggest highlights of my saddle journy....more fun than harvesting game from a saddle....but mannnnn....you florida boys can realy scrap.where as most people avoid conversating with me all the rest who block me ask if i could be banned
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Block you? We’d rather invite you to come hunt with us :smile:
Believe me Tailgunner you’d fit right into the Florida man lifestyle
 
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