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Everybody Poops
- Thread starter ingramjri
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, if you havnt had to take an emergency dump in the woods are you even a hunter?
LMAO!! That had me in tears.
Always happens while I'm in the woods, the dreaded "uh-oh gotta go now, dammit!" Must be a reaction my body has when I get in the woods, sorta like a dog that gets all excited and starts humping everything in sight. I don't fight it anymore, well I haven't in years. I pack "business paper" in a ziploc bag and take care of my business with all the creature comforts I need. The most important part of the procedure is to reach between your legs and grab your belt from your backside and pull it to behind your knees while assuming the position so the flight path is clear of obstructions. Also, for the men here, remember to keep your "fire hose" pointed in a safe direction or risk hunting in wet clothing . . . ask me how I know . . .
Always happens while I'm in the woods, the dreaded "uh-oh gotta go now, dammit!" Must be a reaction my body has when I get in the woods, sorta like a dog that gets all excited and starts humping everything in sight. I don't fight it anymore, well I haven't in years. I pack "business paper" in a ziploc bag and take care of my business with all the creature comforts I need. The most important part of the procedure is to reach between your legs and grab your belt from your backside and pull it to behind your knees while assuming the position so the flight path is clear of obstructions. Also, for the men here, remember to keep your "fire hose" pointed in a safe direction or risk hunting in wet clothing . . . ask me how I know . . .
Got any pics or a video.... I'm a visual learner
I explained to my wife it was gonna be an instructional video but she still refused to help film it
She would have to be in it too.....if your going to put together a woods poo instructional video your going to have to cover both genders.
Great Story! Loved it!
If I can make a suggestion... back in the army during winter exercises I got into the habit of reaching up the back of my jacket and disconnecting the back of my suspenders. This gives you enough slack to pull your pants down to your knees without getting undressed! Then I would back up to a tree and lean against it with my back and my knees bent about a 45 degree angle. The other good alternative is to find a long no more than 6" in diameter and sit on it with your ass hanging over!
But seriously, awesome story!
If I can make a suggestion... back in the army during winter exercises I got into the habit of reaching up the back of my jacket and disconnecting the back of my suspenders. This gives you enough slack to pull your pants down to your knees without getting undressed! Then I would back up to a tree and lean against it with my back and my knees bent about a 45 degree angle. The other good alternative is to find a long no more than 6" in diameter and sit on it with your ass hanging over!
But seriously, awesome story!