You forgot First On Race DayFix Or Repair Daily (FORD)
Found On a Russian Dump (FORD)
Actually, I'm not very brand loyal whatsoever. One of my favorite trucks was my dad's 1984 F250 Diesel standard tranny. That truck was awesome.
How do you get a Chevy to go faster down a hill? Turn the motor off.Fricker Only Runs Downhill
Freakin Owner Real Dumb
Freakin Old Rebuilt Dodge
For Optimum Results Ditchit
Their motto was like a rock….Fricker Only Runs Downhill
Freakin Owner Real Dumb
Freakin Old Rebuilt Dodge
For Optimum Results Ditchit
True story, I have owned exactly one ford truck. In 42k miles I had to replace a piston, 3 cam shafts and some other engine stuff I dont remember. Leaving the lake pulling the boat one evening, shifted into 5th and when I let go of the shifter it fell over in the passenger side floorboard. About 3 months after finally getting it where it would stay running, a 300-350# black bear tried to run across the road in front of me about 4am. Hit him flush doing between 55-60. Kilt the truck, we never did find the bear. Havent since and dont plan to ever again own a freakin ford.Their motto was like a rock….
Because just like a rock, they sit where ever they broke down….
what’s the difference between driving a Chevy and dating an ugly chick? It’s less embarrassing when your friends catch you dating the ugly chick…
Ok ok seriously I’m for real done…. I don’t want to make any Chevy owners mad, Lord knows pushing your truck home made y’all mad enough
For 42k miles, is that good?True story, I have owned exactly one ford truck. In 42k miles I had to replace a piston, 3 cam shafts and some other engine stuff I dont remember. Leaving the lake pulling the boat one evening, shifted into 5th and when I let go of the shifter it fell over in the passenger side floorboard.
I think so. It was towed in 7 times so an avg of every 6k. Bout like an oil change so seems pretty good.For 42k miles, is that good?
Lame!Found off roading daily
Nice! That's pretty convenient. Call up the tow truck place "yeah, I'd like 'the usual' - a tow back to the garage, and an oil change." You got to know the tow truck drivers by their first names. Quite the regular!I think so. It was towed in 7 times so an avg of every 6k. Bout like an oil change so seems pretty good.
What engine? What year..... Sounds like 5.4True story, I have owned exactly one ford truck. In 42k miles I had to replace a piston, 3 cam shafts and some other engine stuff I dont remember. Leaving the lake pulling the boat one evening, shifted into 5th and when I let go of the shifter it fell over in the passenger side floorboard. About 3 months after finally getting it where it would stay running, a 300-350# black bear tried to run across the road in front of me about 4am. Hit him flush doing between 55-60. Kilt the truck, we never did find the bear. Havent since and dont plan to ever again own a freakin ford.
You know you’re supposed to change the oil right?True story, I have owned exactly one ford truck. In 42k miles I had to replace a piston, 3 cam shafts and some other engine stuff I dont remember. Leaving the lake pulling the boat one evening, shifted into 5th and when I let go of the shifter it fell over in the passenger side floorboard. About 3 months after finally getting it where it would stay running, a 300-350# black bear tried to run across the road in front of me about 4am. Hit him flush doing between 55-60. Kilt the truck, we never did find the bear. Havent since and dont plan to ever again own a freakin ford.